Barnes and Noble Cafe:
.."Yes....Cheryl and her husband are split again. When she showed up at the family Christmas, he handed her the divorce papers."
(yes, this is a very sad story.)
"he's going back to Linda for the third time. She's twenty years older than he is."
"And Cheryl says that this Linda weights about 200 pounds more than SHE does!!"
(Interesting, how important it is to include those details.)